And…OWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Here’s the chatty-chat I promised last week:

(6:45:15 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: called me husband with tears inher eyes and was screwing this creep less than a week later…
(6:45:30 PM) [______]: wow
(6:46:42 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: well it was great while it lasted… she and i had to throw out 1 whole bed and about 50 sheets for allthe blood that got on them
(6:47:01 PM) [______]: what? why so much blood?
(6:47:02 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: werewolves
(6:47:08 PM) [______]: WHAT?!
(6:47:08 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: werewolves
(6:47:22 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: uncontrollable biting
(6:47:39 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: i have many many scars
(6:47:54 PM) [______]: oh…uh..wow
(6:47:56 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: you can’t imagine what 2 5x scorpios can get down to
(6:48:06 PM) [______]: i’m now a little scared
(6:48:16 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: atavisms
(6:48:21 PM) [______]: what’s that?
(6:48:22 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: primal non human energies
(6:48:43 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: you can go back in time and draw on them
(6:49:02 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: further back, it’s harder but more powerful
(6:49:16 PM) [______]: so you’ver perfected time travel?
(6:49:17 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: i changed my past
(6:49:26 PM) [______]: how so?
(6:49:42 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: there was a voice that would control me as a child in a violent and depraved environment
(6:49:55 PM) [______]: hmmm
(6:50:01 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: it kept me from decisions that would have led to degeneration and criminality
(6:50:10 PM) [______]: intresting….
(6:50:12 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: when i was smoking DMT i realized it is my adult voice!
(6:50:22 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: i was not reliving the past, i was living it, changing it
(6:51:01 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: i grew up among seriously sick and depraved individuals
(6:51:13 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: but i always rose above it
(6:51:28 PM) [______]: that’s good
(6:51:36 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: because my future self was directing things
(6:52:01 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: john lilly’s coincidence control center
(6:52:12 PM) [______]: huh
(6:52:22 PM) thylacinus_cynocephalus: i am a recursion

So, what…that means our favorite specimen of Lunkatardus Microcephalus is an asshole of an asshole of an asshole of an asshole? (Thank heavens he managed to avoid that degeneration and criminality, though.)

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LOL, indeed.

This was passed along to the crew quite a few months ago, but still worth reposting for the megalulz:

(7:59:31 PM) chemo_gnostic: you and your obese gf are going to regret what you did
(7:59:41 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: lol
(7:59:45 PM) chemo_gnostic: i will be in texas again soon
(7:59:52 PM) chemo_gnostic: i will find you, son
(8:00:07 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: go ahead
(8:00:29 PM) chemo_gnostic: if i am merciful, i will only bury you both alive
(8:00:41 PM) chemo_gnostic: you had no beef with me, you had no reason to pull this shit
(8:00:57 PM) chemo_gnostic: but you will pay for it
(8:01:19 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: you know, no one is afraid of you. And besides, on the off chance anything did happen to me or ______, my lodge would deal with you
(8:01:30 PM) chemo_gnostic: what a fucking joke, little man
(8:01:37 PM) chemo_gnostic: you will pay, mark my words
(8:01:42 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: lol
(8:01:44 PM) chemo_gnostic: i shot a man 5x in 1992
(8:02:01 PM) chemo_gnostic: they never found his body
(8:02:17 PM) chemo_gnostic: you have gone and fucked with the wrong person, and for no reason at all
(8:02:25 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: with your magic missiles?
(8:02:27 PM) chemo_gnostic: you put my family in danger
(8:02:34 PM) chemo_gnostic: with a taurus .22 automatic, son
(8:02:44 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: you put your own family in danger being a dumbass
(8:02:45 PM) chemo_gnostic: you are the role player, not i
(8:03:09 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: BTW, I am logging everything you say
(8:03:12 PM) chemo_gnostic: we will discuss this when i have you restrained and you’ve bled out some
(8:03:16 PM) chemo_gnostic: you do that son
(8:03:42 PM) chemo_gnostic: you had no right or reason to cross me
(8:03:45 PM) chemo_gnostic: and cross me you did
(8:03:46 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: lol, don’t tango with a freemason
(8:03:55 PM) chemo_gnostic: what a load of shit
(8:04:04 PM) chemo_gnostic: you asinine little boy
(8:04:36 PM) chemo_gnostic: you are going to suffer even longer than your whale of a pig woman
(8:04:59 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: oh noes, word scare me
(8:05:32 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: Jason Hughes
(8:05:57 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: oddly enough, I was raised to master mason under a ____ Hughes in my lodge
(8:09:13 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: sorry boy, but you have crossed the line and atleast 3 parties are contacting the local police department in NY about your threats
(8:10:15 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: you do realize that threats like this are a felony and with all the logged threats, things are not looking good for you
(8:12:37 PM) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: the funny thing is, if you just left this all alone now, then maybe no legal issues would come of it. But the way you are pushing it with the threats, brings more legal attention to you.

Got an even better one I’ll be putting up here pretty soon as well.

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PHWAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

http://stonemirror.wordpress.com/2010/01/12/hey-loomar/

http://stonemirror.wordpress.com/2010/01/13/an-oldie-but-a-goodie/

http://stonemirror.wordpress.com/2010/01/13/mikey-nath-loses-it-again-he-shuts-up-when-he-coulda-put-up/

http://www.extinct-marsupial.org/

http://www.extinct-marsupial.org/ed.html

And the creme de la creme:

http://boycottlefty.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/photohosting/

(Also, if those Asian characters in the sig below aren’t showing up properly, I’ll fix ‘em when I’m logged on from a better terminal. Jason Christopher Hughes aka Luis M. Arsupial aka Michael Rudra Nath is still a planet-sized doucheapple with a microsopic li’l pecker, however.)

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Anyone need a quick $1000?

Might just be a big financial opportunity coming in the immediate future.

Stay tuned. (Now with pictures!)

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Just letting everybody know…

Some good shit’s about to go down.

We’re talking hardcore here, and certain people are definitely gonna be feeling it. Stay tuned.

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Journal has been deleted. Smurfilicious! If you are smurfily aktiophi, you have a period of 30 days to decide to undelete your journal.

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Updated.

http://aqualung93.wordpress.com/about/

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Dear cops…

Psychotelios wants you all to come and have some hot, sweaty sex with him.

Preferably packing lots of those big, hard sticks of yours.  (And handcuffs, he just loves those.)

Also, Aktiophi gets smurfed.

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Special coded message for our friend(s), as follows:

Mary had a little lamb.

My dog has fleas.

Mairzy doats and dozey doats, and I’ll be home for Christmas.

Your loving son,

Queen Victoria

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Public service announcement.

To all those persons out there who might be bootyhurt by entries or comments made on this blog:

(Thanks to The Rusty Nail for the image, and keep on fightin’ the good fight.)

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